Clynelish 14 Year Old
Itchin' for a Lich's Ish"?
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“There are horrors beyond life's edge that we do not suspect, and once in a while man's evil prying calls them just within our range.”
--HP Lovecraft, The Thing on the Doorstep (one of the few modern works of fiction that feature a "Lich," which is a type of supernatural skeletal undead. The "ring wraiths" in the Lord of the Rings trilogy are like Liches with some minor differences.
Clynelish is fine-ish. Not great. One thing I notice about it every time I order a dram in the pub is the way it eats around the edges of one's gumline like the alcohol in mouthwash or the grain alcohol in Everclear (haven't tasted Everclear since high school, but I still remember the brute power of the stuff). This "gum eating" sensation happens with a few other brands of scotch, such as the cheaper Achentoshans.
Nose: A bit of smoke mixed with citrus-ish flavors.
Palate: Tangerine astringency. Some oak with vanilla. The flavor is certainly better than the mouth feel, which is a bit on the acidic side.
Finish: Bitter oak, more vanilla, and a touch of citrus again that seems slightly lemony. The finish is perhaps the weakest link in the Clynelish chain, aside from the astringent mouth feel around the teeth and gums. Still, it's not bad either. I would describe the finish as "ish," or "eh" or "so-so."
I don't dislike this whisky but it does taste more like a magical potion than most scotch to me. It lacks the organic coherency that makes some scotches seem less like "spirits" and more like a delicious drink for the living rather than a potion from the Great Beyond, borne in the bony hands of Liches which thrive on "ishes" of nursed regrets that suck at edges of one's soul like some eldritch grimalkin.
One thing's sartyn: Clynish is quite often a very good bargain for the money. I've never regretted ordering a glass in a pub, but then again I've never bought a bottle for my home neither.
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