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John E. Fitzgerald "Larceny" 92 Proof


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@BlissInABarrelReview by @BlissInABarrel

28th Dec 2012


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LARCENY AT A GLANCE Region: Bardstown, Kentucky Style: Wheated Bourbon (Instead of using rye in their mashbill they use wheat instead) Distillery: Heaven Hill

Quick Notes of Heaven Hill Distillery: -Largest independent company and family owned - Shapira Family established this company in 1934 -Produces wheat, corn, rye and wheated whiskeys -Well known whiskeys include: Evan Williams, Elijah Craig, Parker's Heritage Collection

Larceny uses the #4 charr, which is 50 seconds on the torch. The "red eye" (a stain line on the stave that the whisky leaves after it recedes into the oak) helps bring out the best parts of the whisky because it pulls out sugar and oak characteristics to give flavour and complexity to the whiskey or so they say in the industry!

There's mainly 12-year-old bourbons in here, though there are some 6-year-old bourbons in this bottle.

Colour: Amber

Nose: Caramel with a hint of fish sauce and coconut. Butterscotch and some notes of grass and candy cane on the 4th nose. Orange zest and butterscotch kick at the base of the nostrils. Deep into the nasal cavity I get burning and sour notes of feet, especially after pulling the glass away from my nose. When I lean into my left nostril, I get an explosion of butterscotch. When I lean into my right nostril, I get the burning sensation here with some sour notes. Ah, the stinky feet is more prevalent here when I lean into my right nostril, but there's some grassy essence here to counterbalance out that gym-feet. Hey, stinky feet ain't a bad thing. It makes me giggle, kind of like fart jokes. Meh. What can I say, I have the humor of a 12-year-old boy. Shrugs...

Flavour: Tingly sensation that pricks the tongue. The spice peeks really fast one second into the sip and it climbs up dramatically to burn my tongue. There's an explosion of spice that makes my tongue tingle and even burn just a little bit, but it doesn't make my eyes water. Definitely softens out at the end. Oak sensation, and it's not spicy, but it's on the soft side. Although it's a wheat bourbon, it tastes like Bulliet Rye to me. It's grassy, oaky and earthy. It had some mineral, chalky quality about it that reminds me of some wines that I had in the past. (The first time I took a sip of Larceny it made my throat scratchy. It was the same sensation when I'm in the swimming pool and flipping my head back, only to swallow a crap load of water...then I get that scratchy, dry, itchy sensation in the back of my throat and it kinda hurts my nasal cavity). A week later, I tried it again, and it kind of reminds me of the tannins or mineral essence when I swallowed it.

Finish: I like the finish. After the spice climbs down, I get a coffee finish. 2 minutes I swallow and exhale the whisky, I'm greeted with bing cherries and oranges. There's even a hint of simple syrup to contrast that initial hit of heat and spice.

*Overall: Perhaps I've an odd palate. I've heard from people that wheated-style bourbons are much smoother than standard bourbons, but in my experience of sipping some, I find them to be a little bit chalky, with the exception of Maker's Mark and Maker's 46, and on the oak-forward side. I suppose if you like the oak-forward influence this may be your cup of tea!

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NilsG commented

Woah! 92%ABV, that'd make my throat "itch" too (just kidding, of course it's proof. Why won't Connosr.com let us edit after posting still?)

As always a great review! Don't know if I agree or not though cause I haven't even seen this bottle. But "gym feet"... that could vary a lot depending on whose feet. But I agree, there's at least one type of shweatty feet that aren't that bad.

Speaking of foot sweat, I came to think about a prison brewing technique. They may have one poor dude wearing the same socks for a week and not allowed to take off his shoes either. Then they can use the socks instead of yeast. Aparently you can also use the toe nail clippings of the same guy too. Put that in some old orange juice and you'll get a brew going. I wonder what it would be to distill this "foot wine" and age it for a few years? I guess gym feet would be one of the more pleasant odors.

8 years ago 0

BlissInABarrel commented

Speaking of yeast strains there's a local brewery that experimented with yeasts and he got it from how beard and apparently the beer tastes aMazing. I find that my gym socks description is also described as "French whore's perfume"; there's some sweat and lavender in the mix and i get that aroma from those Sauternes cask finishes, which makes sense I guess cuz those wines are all fungissy . As far as that review its rating is based on a $10 rebate so it's good for that price point. My personal preference of wheated bourbon is a makers mark but I've seen people loving Larceny. So you should try it for yourself if you get a chance. Larceny is a cool company

8 years ago 0

NilsG commented

Beard fungus beer?!?! That's so awesome and disGustin at the same time! I somehow would prefer a distilled spirit from that stuff rather than a beer... I mean, should I be worried about finding actual beard in the glass? Still would love to try it. Maybe have to get drunk first though to overcome the mental barrier for beard yeast hahaga.

8 years ago 0

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