Whisky Breasts

On the nose, one gets an initial blast of melons that's most titillating. The palate delivers an unusually milky quality with a very nippy finish. The bottle looks good on the rack.

very funny!! @WhiskyBee And if one of her boob leaks, I guest it will had a briny hint.

And for a holiday gift pack: two bottles with a "cross-your-heart" contraption supporting the pair.

It seems to me that in order to guarantee authenticity of the production process claimed to be used by G-Spirits that full video footage of production needs to be made available to the public on demand.

I hope the whisky is not fake 'cause the tits sure look like they are.

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Haha now u know we Germans are crazy pple too ;)

10.000 bottles overall? That takes some time, I want that video footage as a proof too!

@WhiskyBee Love your tasting notes! And yes I think we do indeed need some video footage to prove authenticity.

@Wills my friend we already knew YOU were crazy, just like the rest of us! ;)

I might consider doing a body shot of the whisky of my choice, off of my own wife's real and spectacular breasts, but I'm not the least bit interested in some otherwise unknown whisky, who's only claim to fame is having been poured over the implants of a nude model! No thanks, I can do better at home!

Disgusting.

Sigh...

They should have a hunk of a man dunk his dick in a few barrels too and market it to women, to be fair. Just saying.

Hahaha crude but at the same time so apt. Here's the thing that gets me. 140 pounds (pretty sure thats what it is) which roughly translates into something like $200 AUS (roughly guessing) for a limited edition whisky of undeterminate age poured over breasts of a model.

That price point says to me that you're trying to market it to the serious whisky drinkers.

You're marketing technique says to me that you're trying to market it to young immature drinkers....who will not pay $200 for a bottle of whisky because they can just buy a bottle of Jim Beam and pour that over something for around $30.

I do believe this company has some conflicting goals.

@NilsG That's disgusting but I get the point.

And btw. I guess there are young drinkers which dont care about the flavors and everything what makes a good whisky and still have some money. They buy this bottle to brag. Sounds like a gift for a bachelor party or something like this.

@Wills Agreed Wills. I can't see it selling anywhere else other then something along those lines.

Sorry if I put any bad images in you heads haha. Yeah, that would be a very disgusting dram to say the least.

In terms of what it actually does to the whisky, it really doesn't matter if you pour it over a hot model's boobies, a 70 year old gramma's, or a dude's shaved chest. It's all in the head. They might as well pour it down a pig's back and just put a hot chick on the label and all customers would be happy as long as they're unknowing. (again, sorry for any images you get).

It's a sad marketing trick in my opinion, sad but hilarious. But then again what people wanna do with their whisky and boobs is their business.

SquidgyAsh: good point, who will buy this bottle?! Could you put it on the table in any serious circumstance? Will a rugby team pay this much for something they'll just throw in the punch at team piss-up? Maybe only for bachelor parties...

More importantly, will we see a review here on connosr.com?

Guess some rugby-teams - lol we even dont know this sport here ;) - would buy this to celebrate the championship.

I should get paid to promote this stuff haha

Btw dont think we see a review here, just a waste of money...

@SquidgyAsh, about the price: drizzling this off the body of a model seems like it would be a painstakingly slow "industrial process". I can understand why production volume would be quite limited, the final product scarce, and that the scarcity could lead to a high price, ...assuming that anyboy wants the stuff. Probably a few frat boys, bachelor partiers, casino gamblers, and nightclub high-rollers would pay the tariff.

...And, @NilsG, I do not think that you are sorry at all.

Victor: I think you're right (?-?; )

Oh no, Japanese smiley face can't be displayed properly...something that has to be dealt with fast connosr.com-san!

@NilsG Connosrsan :D

Smiley fitting to the topic: ( . )( . )

@Victor - the labour cost alone (the model's hourly wage) is what pushes the cost up...and at $185 for 50cl bottle of 10 year-old Scotch...certainly not worth the money...for a price-point reference, I could get a bottle of Highland Park 18 for about $35 less!

As @MacBaker62 said, if I wanted to do a body shot, I'd do it at home, with my gorgeous wife, and with something that should be consumed as a shot!

@YakLord Go wife-shots!! I'm up for that too! My wife's not a whisky fan tho, might have to settle for some other beverage like beer or umeshu.

I hope I'm not ruining this whole comment feed by getting into the conversation with you guys since I'm a chick. The whole time I thought these comments were about RedBreast Whiskey and I thought, "Huh??? Body shots?? What's this about dipping penis into barrels so us ladies can have some of this "dicklicious (excuse my French) whisky?" Then, I saw the article of this playmate model pouring whisky over her boobs. I thought, "Well, wouldn't that be titillating (no pun intended) for dudes?" Come on, she's hot! I guess I don't how men think at all. BTW, I'm being sarcastic about "dicklicious whisky." The thought of a man drizzling cask strength whisky over his man-stick makes me cringe; I imagine it would burn...like a lot...like george t stagg kind of hot.

Hahaha I died laughing about the George T Stagg burn! I personally think that it'd only attractive if you were close and intimate with the woman. Otherwise I'd compare it to doing body shots off a prostitute...something I wouldn't want to do. I think that you'd have to be a frat guy or something like that to want to purchase a whisky of this type.

Hahaha I LOVE the George T Stagg penis burn!

Oh and you totally didn't ruin the mood, it's always nice to have women join us in discussions of a spirit that is sadly considered by many to be "just for men". There are quite a few other women on the site who are active though! :)

@SquidgyAsh hehe..glad i made you laugh! man, i can't believe i didn't discover connosr sooner. i wish all of you were here in California partaking in a whisky tasting with me at an event!!!!!!! :D

@BlissInABarrel You'll find whisky friends all over the world on here. A friend of mine on here and I send whisky samples back and forth to one another so that we can experience more whiskies cheaper and I know quite a few of the folks in the US do similar kinds of things! And I'd definitely like to set up a Connosr gathering for Australia sometime as I'm aware it's been done in the past in different parts of the US. Maybe next time my wife and I are through Cali we'll meet up for a dram or two!

@SquidgyAsh You bet I'll have a dram with you and your wife! :D Anyway, let's stay focus here, since the discussion board is about boobs...hehe...just kidding.

Not only active, also very funny. Got me a good laugh here, thx Bliss :D

What a find @SquiddgyAsh, made my day, but I can't stop wondering what you were looking for that you stumbled across it. ;) Also thanks to @BlissInABarrel for sharing a woman's view on this topic, although thinking about that George T Stag made me cringe a bit...

Also, it looks like they got the idea from punkbluesrocker (for lack of a better description) Bob Log III and his song "Boob Scotch". You should already be checking it on youtube.

@Fons Hahaha thanks Fons, but in my defense I have to blame the Malt Maniacs on Facebook!! I swear I wasn't googling whisky and breasts I swears it! I blame the internet.....It's all the internets fault. It combined two of the best things ever, whisky and breasts, together. Now I'm going to go sulk in a corner....hahah